Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You need a sexual gate keeper
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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