let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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