I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
you never un-have a 4some
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
