Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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