in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
