During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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