All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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