Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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