$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Randomize
