I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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