I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth