I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
