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say what?
wanna hang out?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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