Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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