Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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