Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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