fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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