Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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