i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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