is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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