I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless