so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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