New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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