Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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