Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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