normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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