Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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