I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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