You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
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In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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