her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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