i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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