The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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