Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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