That's intense
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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