ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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