i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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