Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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