R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
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I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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