just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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