This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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