I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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