Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
