so that wasnt chicken after all
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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