and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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