We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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