just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
