my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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