At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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