I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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