The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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