Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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