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so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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