if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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