Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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